Sunday, June 07, 2009
a creepy story from the morning news
Ah, a dog! What a wonderful role model for today's youth. How frackin' cute is that?
PISD police force brings a new member to the team
"While he's excellent at sniffing out narcotics, and basic obedience, there's just one more thing his partner wishes he could do."
Hmm. . . .
"excellent at sniffing out narcotics"
Good, very good, it knows how to sniff out and take down other dogs.
A kid's gotta know how to do that.
That, and they gotta learn how to pick out the easy meat with their eyes closed.
"excellent at. . . basic obedience"
Just as our children will be train- er, um, taught, will learn to be.
Wait. What?
What was that last thing again?
"If I could get him to clean his kennel one time, he'd be a perfect dog," Soliz said.
Right, and if you could get him to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash he'd be a perfect woman.
This is sick.
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PISD police force brings a new member to the team
"While he's excellent at sniffing out narcotics, and basic obedience, there's just one more thing his partner wishes he could do."
Hmm. . . .
"excellent at sniffing out narcotics"
Good, very good, it knows how to sniff out and take down other dogs.
A kid's gotta know how to do that.
That, and they gotta learn how to pick out the easy meat with their eyes closed.
"excellent at. . . basic obedience"
Just as our children will be train- er, um, taught, will learn to be.
Wait. What?
What was that last thing again?
"If I could get him to clean his kennel one time, he'd be a perfect dog," Soliz said.
Right, and if you could get him to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash he'd be a perfect woman.
This is sick.
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