bring the noyz

it's as slick as all Hell, and as seductive as a a box of day-old Krispy Kremes in the sights of a late night convenience store shopper with a righteous case of the munchies.

(Or perhaps I'm merely projecting.)

Too bad it is all just a wicked game of Three-card Monte.


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I am entirely too awestruck and desperately dumbfounded for any other words of explanation.

WASHINGTON — Unaware he was being recorded, President Bush at a Houston fundraiser last week compared Wall Street to a drunk with a hangover and cracked jokes about the ailing housing market.

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk — that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras — it got drunk and now it's got a hangover," Bush said at a private fundraiser for Republican congressional candidate Pete Olson. "The question is: How long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?"

The president's blunt remarks were a sharp departure from the more measured tones he uses publicly to discuss the economy and national housing market collapse.

Blunt remarks? Huh? I mean really now, wha'cho talkin'bout Willis?

See for yourself -


The man simply can not speak coherently. Undignified and utterly disgraceful.
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Department of Peace Bill Has Bipartisan Support in Congress

. . . but. . .

Read this again:

Domestically, the Department will research, propose and facilitate practical, field-tested solutions to reduce and prevent violence. It will provide additional financial and institutional heft to strengthen and complement our current approach to violence, focusing on prevention through multi-layered strategies. These strategies include increased funding for local programs already proven effective at reducing and preventing violence. A Peace Academy, on par with the military service academies, will provide a four-year course of instruction in peace education after which graduates will be required to serve five years in public service in programs dedicated to domestic or international nonviolent conflict resolution.

". . . will research, propose and facilitate practical, field-tested solutions to reduce and prevent violence."

We are naught but guinea pigs.

"A Peace Academy, on par with the military service academies, will provide a four-year course of instruction in peace education. . ."

Guinea pigs in a lab soon to be run by spies, snitches and nasty ass sons of bitches.

Wait jus' a sec, I've heard this all before.

They are combining the best of both worlds:

The Ministry of Peace

The Ministry of Love

The bastards.

Don't believe the hype.
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You may recall, my dear reader, an earlier posting on this very topic.

Well, welcome to the dark side of the looking glass, Alice.



". . . a little bracelet, that would serve as a boarding pass. It would track your lost luggage. And it would also shock you with the same power as a taser if you get out of line."

Oh look, a cute little bracelet. Mommy, mommy, can I have a blue one?

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

- Leonard Cohen

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Why isn't this man in irons?


Why does this man have no testicles?


Rove refuses subpoena, leaves country

He left the fuckin' country?

Fuck you. Fuck you both very much.
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So I was, um, reading this article over on Salon.

Interesting. Fascinating.

And what the fuck? (pun fully intended)

"Evangelicals Melissa and Louis McBurney have endorsed oral sex, mutual masturbation and rear-entry vaginal penetration. . . "


Oral? Do you suck it for Our Savior?

Mutual masturbawhat? Sweet! You mean, while she's jackin' it for Jesus, he's crankin' it for Christ?

And as for doin' it doggy? Aaaayyy, oooooh! Talk about knockin' on Heaven's door.

[Insert rimshot and slide whistle here.]

"The Rev. Charles Shedd has declared that he and his wife, Martha, like anal sex just fine."


Good for you, man. That's just great. May you Eternally Bang her Behind in the Great Beyond for The Ever Blessed Glory of The Lord.
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