Tuesday, March 02, 2004
damn reptiles
Hey! Has anyone else see that show on MTV with the guy from Jane's Addiction who has Silent Film Star eyebrows and that Baywatch/Playboy chick who's secretly old? Did you see the one which ended at the start of their "wedding"? Um. . . Yeah. . . I know that they're like BIG TIME Hollywood stars and all and, of course, America's children like, um absolutely, totally, love them because we all know that America has already crowned the Osbournes the Official Grandparents of the MTV/MP3 Generation. . . Right. Whatever. . . I swear, yes that's right SWEAR, that her bridal bouquet was not roses, oh no. . . not roses. too freaking righteously traditional. That damn bridal bouquet was made of lizards. Cute little scaly ones, yes, but freaking lizards nonetheless.
all i wanted was a pepsi. . .
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all i wanted was a pepsi. . .
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