Friday, March 12, 2004
happy endings, happier beginnings
The Boy is here. The Boy is happy. The Wife is happy. The Good Doctor Noyz is happy. The Good Nurse is happy (more on her very crucial role in this drama will be forthcoming). The Mother in-law (who drove 5 hours to join us in this grand event) is painting the room for The Boy.
Ms. von Munchausen is not, nor will she ever be here. She continues to be a fucking cunt. Ms. von Munchausen is not happy. From her perspective, right about now life most likely really sucks.
Aahhh, um. . . yeah, what a shame. . . . HA!
Thanks to the State Child Protection Agency finally getting enough information to do their job, Ms. von Munchausen has lost all of The Children. It is almost a certainty that Ms. von Munchausen will lose her so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs. Ms. von Munchausen could, and hopefully will, lose her nursing license.
I'm widely regarded as a kind-hearted, considerate, caring person. As a rule, I generally believe it to be in poor taste to kick someone when they're down. Not in this case. Ms. von Munchausen is definitely down. But we must not yet rest. Like all other evil soul-sucking creatures of darkness, to finally destroy her she must exposed to the bright light of day.
Well, my children, a new day is dawning. This is a call to arms! Help us to finish the Beast von Munchausen by dragging her into the sunshine. The sheer Light of Truth will ignite the Flames of Justice and the Fires of Hell will rise up in the form of a young man named Skylar to eternally torment her with songs of Barney and visions of young boys in princess costumes.
The Wife and I continue to eagerly and actively provide information for other areas of investigation to the State Child Protection Agency. We encourage all who know to do the same. Consult the doctor and I'll give you the number.
Ms. von Munchausen is very unhappy. Ms. von Munchausen will hopefully lose Everything. The bitch belongs behind bars.
For the first time, Ms. von Munchausen, not the children, is suffering the consequences of her actions.
And although, the better part of me knows that it is wrong to feel joy at the misery of another human being, the bigger part of me is very, very happy.
And that's the end of that. . . for now.
FROM THE BUREAUCRACY IN ACTION DEPARTMENT:
His Caseworker from the State Child Protection Agency left a few minutes ago. We have papers that give us The Boy.
In typical government fashion, when I took a moment to actually read the documents I hastily signed, this is what I read:
"The State Child Protection Agency, managing conservator of The Boy. . . blah blah blah. . . hereby authorizes The Wife and The Good Doctor Jones. . . "
Either someone committed a typo or The Wife has some explaining to do.
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Ms. von Munchausen is not, nor will she ever be here. She continues to be a fucking cunt. Ms. von Munchausen is not happy. From her perspective, right about now life most likely really sucks.
Aahhh, um. . . yeah, what a shame. . . . HA!
Thanks to the State Child Protection Agency finally getting enough information to do their job, Ms. von Munchausen has lost all of The Children. It is almost a certainty that Ms. von Munchausen will lose her so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs. Ms. von Munchausen could, and hopefully will, lose her nursing license.
I'm widely regarded as a kind-hearted, considerate, caring person. As a rule, I generally believe it to be in poor taste to kick someone when they're down. Not in this case. Ms. von Munchausen is definitely down. But we must not yet rest. Like all other evil soul-sucking creatures of darkness, to finally destroy her she must exposed to the bright light of day.
Well, my children, a new day is dawning. This is a call to arms! Help us to finish the Beast von Munchausen by dragging her into the sunshine. The sheer Light of Truth will ignite the Flames of Justice and the Fires of Hell will rise up in the form of a young man named Skylar to eternally torment her with songs of Barney and visions of young boys in princess costumes.
The Wife and I continue to eagerly and actively provide information for other areas of investigation to the State Child Protection Agency. We encourage all who know to do the same. Consult the doctor and I'll give you the number.
Ms. von Munchausen is very unhappy. Ms. von Munchausen will hopefully lose Everything. The bitch belongs behind bars.
For the first time, Ms. von Munchausen, not the children, is suffering the consequences of her actions.
And although, the better part of me knows that it is wrong to feel joy at the misery of another human being, the bigger part of me is very, very happy.
And that's the end of that. . . for now.
FROM THE BUREAUCRACY IN ACTION DEPARTMENT:
His Caseworker from the State Child Protection Agency left a few minutes ago. We have papers that give us The Boy.
In typical government fashion, when I took a moment to actually read the documents I hastily signed, this is what I read:
"The State Child Protection Agency, managing conservator of The Boy. . . blah blah blah. . . hereby authorizes The Wife and The Good Doctor Jones. . . "
Either someone committed a typo or The Wife has some explaining to do.
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