Monday, March 22, 2004
from today's electronic correspondence
"I got a letter from the government the other day. What did it say? It said they was SUCKAS." - Chuck D
I do not know the reason why. Perhaps it is a friend's idea of a prank, or maybe my secret suspicions are correct and all the good porn sites REALLY ARE run by Republicans (which would not be the least bit surprising, Giant Corporate Media's relationship with the adult entertainment industry is a dirty little not-so-secret).
For whatever the reason, I have begun to receive e-mail such as this on a weekly basis:
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Dear Good Doctor Noyz,
Will you make a difference for our President on Thursday, April 29th? That's the day 2004 Parties for the President will be held in a nationwide show of support for President Bush.
Across the country, supporters of President Bush will gather in homes, restaurants and community centers to stand up for our President.
Will you stand with President Bush and Vice-President Cheney on April 29th?
WHAT: National "Party for the President" Day
Hosting a party is easy and it doesn't cost a thing. Click below to learn more:
http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Party/
WHERE: Your home, the coffee shop, local diner, etc.
A Party for the President can be as easy as inviting your neighbors for a cup of coffee, BBQ or casual conversation.
WHEN: Thursday, April 29th at 8:00pm EST
For parties with 5 or more guests who RSVP at GeorgeWBush.com, National "Party for the President" Day will include a conference call with a senior campaign leader. This special guest will answer questions and deliver a political briefing on the progress of the campaign.
WHY: A Party for the President is a simple, volunteer event that brings together local friends and neighbors who support the President. Plus, all party hosts receive a special package from the campaign with an exclusive Bush-Cheney '04 video, bumper stickers, other campaign materials and a letter from President Bush. These fun, informal events will help grow the President's strong base of support in local communities throughout the country and bring the President one step closer to victory in November.
We have a hard fight in the days ahead and the President needs your help.
Will you help by hosting a Party for the President on April 29th?
Sincerely,
Ken Mehlman
Campaign Manager
__________
What the fuck!?! I thought the President's days of boozin', cokin', and whorin' were behind him. If not, well then cool dude, like wow, El Prez, count me in.
Otherwise, my response is:
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Dear Mr. Mehlman
Any relation to Larry Bud? Will I help the President? Only if he needs help packing and moving. I work for beer.
Sincerely,
The Good Doctor Noyz
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I do not know the reason why. Perhaps it is a friend's idea of a prank, or maybe my secret suspicions are correct and all the good porn sites REALLY ARE run by Republicans (which would not be the least bit surprising, Giant Corporate Media's relationship with the adult entertainment industry is a dirty little not-so-secret).
For whatever the reason, I have begun to receive e-mail such as this on a weekly basis:
__________
Dear Good Doctor Noyz,
Will you make a difference for our President on Thursday, April 29th? That's the day 2004 Parties for the President will be held in a nationwide show of support for President Bush.
Across the country, supporters of President Bush will gather in homes, restaurants and community centers to stand up for our President.
Will you stand with President Bush and Vice-President Cheney on April 29th?
WHAT: National "Party for the President" Day
Hosting a party is easy and it doesn't cost a thing. Click below to learn more:
http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Party/
WHERE: Your home, the coffee shop, local diner, etc.
A Party for the President can be as easy as inviting your neighbors for a cup of coffee, BBQ or casual conversation.
WHEN: Thursday, April 29th at 8:00pm EST
For parties with 5 or more guests who RSVP at GeorgeWBush.com, National "Party for the President" Day will include a conference call with a senior campaign leader. This special guest will answer questions and deliver a political briefing on the progress of the campaign.
WHY: A Party for the President is a simple, volunteer event that brings together local friends and neighbors who support the President. Plus, all party hosts receive a special package from the campaign with an exclusive Bush-Cheney '04 video, bumper stickers, other campaign materials and a letter from President Bush. These fun, informal events will help grow the President's strong base of support in local communities throughout the country and bring the President one step closer to victory in November.
We have a hard fight in the days ahead and the President needs your help.
Will you help by hosting a Party for the President on April 29th?
Sincerely,
Ken Mehlman
Campaign Manager
__________
What the fuck!?! I thought the President's days of boozin', cokin', and whorin' were behind him. If not, well then cool dude, like wow, El Prez, count me in.
Otherwise, my response is:
__________
Dear Mr. Mehlman
Any relation to Larry Bud? Will I help the President? Only if he needs help packing and moving. I work for beer.
Sincerely,
The Good Doctor Noyz
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