bring the noyz

"Nearly a half-million people were ordered to evacuate as Hurricane Frances swirled toward Florida on Wednesday. . . "

Florida is about to get its ass kicked by Frances? What the hell kinda lame-ass name is that for a Righteous storm.

Yes, that's right, it's freaking Righteous, in bold face with a capital fucking "R".

Bonnie? Charley? Now, Frances?

Florida threatened by three nasty storms in the past six or so weeks. Each one stronger than the one before.

Now Frances has Florida in its sights and dead to rights.

As the state of Florida and all Floridians, good and bad, stare to the southeast horizon into the barrel of a loaded gun, do you think they take the time to wonder what I wonder?

Prob'ly not.

So I will share my thoughts with them, as well as you, my dear reader.

The big "end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" election is two months away. Florida was the state the really jacked us up last time around.

Do you believe in a righteous and just diety who punishes sinners, a la Old Testament fashion, in giant cataclysmic chunks? I mean really, who lives in South Florida anyway? The Gays and The Jews. How could a just yet wrathful diety not hold them like a spider above a flame? The unrepentant sinners can not vote if they are already burning in Hell.

Or. . .

Do you believe it possible that these storms represent some sort of divine providence and an attempt to quite literally wipe the state clean so we can possibly not get bogged down in all that "chad" nonsense this time?

Or. . .

Like me, do you recall and revere the cry of "Hail Eris"?

Yes?

Then I'm sure we will all be in complete agreement and absolute adoration of Her playful, "cat with its prey" way of really messin' up the Whole Damn System while ensuring that the coming election will be an even bigger circus than four years ago.
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