Tuesday, July 08, 2008
praise the lord
So I was, um, reading this article over on Salon.
Interesting. Fascinating.
And what the fuck? (pun fully intended)
"Evangelicals Melissa and Louis McBurney have endorsed oral sex, mutual masturbation and rear-entry vaginal penetration. . . "
Oral? Do you suck it for Our Savior?
Mutual masturbawhat? Sweet! You mean, while she's jackin' it for Jesus, he's crankin' it for Christ?
And as for doin' it doggy? Aaaayyy, oooooh! Talk about knockin' on Heaven's door.
"The Rev. Charles Shedd has declared that he and his wife, Martha, like anal sex just fine."
Good for you, man. That's just great. May you Eternally Bang her Behind in the Great Beyond for The Ever Blessed Glory of The Lord.
|
Interesting. Fascinating.
And what the fuck? (pun fully intended)
"Evangelicals Melissa and Louis McBurney have endorsed oral sex, mutual masturbation and rear-entry vaginal penetration. . . "
Oral? Do you suck it for Our Savior?
Mutual masturbawhat? Sweet! You mean, while she's jackin' it for Jesus, he's crankin' it for Christ?
And as for doin' it doggy? Aaaayyy, oooooh! Talk about knockin' on Heaven's door.
[Insert rimshot and slide whistle here.]
"The Rev. Charles Shedd has declared that he and his wife, Martha, like anal sex just fine."
Good for you, man. That's just great. May you Eternally Bang her Behind in the Great Beyond for The Ever Blessed Glory of The Lord.
|
Comments:
Post a Comment
