Tuesday, March 30, 2004
from today's electronic correspondence
ASKED:
From : midconsult123@netscape.net
Sent : Monday, March 29, 2004 5:26 PM
To : drnoyz@hotmail.com
Subject : HSBC Private Banking Enquiry
My name is Deborah B. Gray; I am a senior partner in the firm of Midland Consulting Limited: Private Investigators and Security Consultants. We are conducting a standard process
Investigation on behalf of HSBC, the International Banking Conglomerate. This investigation Involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding
Investments made by this client at HSBC Republic, the Private Banking arm of HSBC. The HSBC Private Banking client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments
Made with the bank. The essence of this communication with you is to request you provide us Information/comments on any or all of the four issues:
1-Are you aware of any relative/relation who shares your same name whose last known contact address was Brussels Belgium?
2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at the Private Banking Division of HSBC Bank PLC?
3-Born on the 1st of October 1941;Can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status of successor in title to the deceased? It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP
Whether or not you are familiar with this personality that we may put an end to this Communication with you and our inquiries surrounding this personality. You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to close this investigation.
Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.
Deborah B. Gray.
For: Midland Consulting Limited.
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Hmmm. . . this looks interesting. Odd grammar, strange punctuation and a stranger sentence structure. Looks like a regular business letter to me. I am quite sure that this is obviously from a very legitimate and well established business.
Could it be that The Good Doctor Noyz is about to come into some money from a long lost dead relative? BITCHIN!
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AND ANSWERED:
To: midconsult123@netscape.net
Subject: RE: HSBC Private Banking Enquiry
Ms. Gray,
Is this about Uncle Walter?
The family always suspected he squirrelled away millions after his brief stint as a Vegas entertainer that mysteriously ended following the casino robbery. We never really believed his story that he was moving to Brussells because, as he put it, "I just really like the sprouts."
I look forward to your next correspondence.
yours truly,
Polymer Noyz
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From : midconsult123@netscape.net
Sent : Monday, March 29, 2004 5:26 PM
To : drnoyz@hotmail.com
Subject : HSBC Private Banking Enquiry
My name is Deborah B. Gray; I am a senior partner in the firm of Midland Consulting Limited: Private Investigators and Security Consultants. We are conducting a standard process
Investigation on behalf of HSBC, the International Banking Conglomerate. This investigation Involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding
Investments made by this client at HSBC Republic, the Private Banking arm of HSBC. The HSBC Private Banking client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments
Made with the bank. The essence of this communication with you is to request you provide us Information/comments on any or all of the four issues:
1-Are you aware of any relative/relation who shares your same name whose last known contact address was Brussels Belgium?
2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at the Private Banking Division of HSBC Bank PLC?
3-Born on the 1st of October 1941;Can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status of successor in title to the deceased? It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP
Whether or not you are familiar with this personality that we may put an end to this Communication with you and our inquiries surrounding this personality. You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to close this investigation.
Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.
Deborah B. Gray.
For: Midland Consulting Limited.
_______________
Hmmm. . . this looks interesting. Odd grammar, strange punctuation and a stranger sentence structure. Looks like a regular business letter to me. I am quite sure that this is obviously from a very legitimate and well established business.
Could it be that The Good Doctor Noyz is about to come into some money from a long lost dead relative? BITCHIN!
_______________
AND ANSWERED:
To: midconsult123@netscape.net
Subject: RE: HSBC Private Banking Enquiry
Ms. Gray,
Is this about Uncle Walter?
The family always suspected he squirrelled away millions after his brief stint as a Vegas entertainer that mysteriously ended following the casino robbery. We never really believed his story that he was moving to Brussells because, as he put it, "I just really like the sprouts."
I look forward to your next correspondence.
yours truly,
Polymer Noyz
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