Wednesday, August 04, 2004
pork!
Well now, a woman in Florida was fired for eating "something with ham on it"
Why, it's almost un-Amercian for anything not to have ham on it, ain't it? Well, it should be.
Do you see. . . do you see now what is wrong with these heathen people that want to blow us up?
They don't like bacon. What's not to like about the salty crisp smoky goodness of bacon? They don't like Jimmy Dean sausage? How could you not like Jimmy Dean sausage? They've never sat down after church on Sunday and enjoyed a smoked ham with their extended family.
The bastards. I say nuke the whole damn part of the planet back to the stone age then send the guys in in the radiation suits and the drilling equipment so we can get the oil for our SUV's.
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Why, it's almost un-Amercian for anything not to have ham on it, ain't it? Well, it should be.
Do you see. . . do you see now what is wrong with these heathen people that want to blow us up?
They don't like bacon. What's not to like about the salty crisp smoky goodness of bacon? They don't like Jimmy Dean sausage? How could you not like Jimmy Dean sausage? They've never sat down after church on Sunday and enjoyed a smoked ham with their extended family.
The bastards. I say nuke the whole damn part of the planet back to the stone age then send the guys in in the radiation suits and the drilling equipment so we can get the oil for our SUV's.
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