Wednesday, September 08, 2004
greatness proved wrong?
Sad, but true.
Decades before The Great One descended into the hell of a commercially successful but artistically vacant career as a regular and frequent star of "The Vapid Family Comedy", he was once (and still is) much beloved by The Good Doctor as a comic genious.
It is my sad duty to inform you that The Great One is mistaken.
I introduce the following into evidence:
Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War
WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied.
That's fucking beautiful man, just fucking beautiful.
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Decades before The Great One descended into the hell of a commercially successful but artistically vacant career as a regular and frequent star of "The Vapid Family Comedy", he was once (and still is) much beloved by The Good Doctor as a comic genious.
It is my sad duty to inform you that The Great One is mistaken.
I introduce the following into evidence:
Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War
WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied.
That's fucking beautiful man, just fucking beautiful.
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