Thursday, September 23, 2004
or not
America's favorite former-jailbait-just-turned-barely-legal menage-a-twin fantasy have threatened to sue some poor schleps over a "Save Mary-Kate" t-shirt.
[Just between me and you, my dear reader, (and let me be clear that I am not advocating breaking any trademark or copyright laws. This is for educational and informative purposes only) if you have the inclination you could download the image and save it so you can print it on at your discretion and put it on your own t-shirt before the maggot sucking corporate attorneys try to scrub it off the 'net.]
Wow! I had heard from a friend who knows this friend who has a cousin in like California who worked for like a week or two in this club in Hollywood as a shot girl but she needed more money cuz she got hooked on smack or something so she became a fluffer, yes that's right one of those girls, so she like totally knows (because she worked in the club, not because she's a fluffer, don't be gross), that Lindsay Lohan is the biggest bitch in the current crop of young starlets.
Maybe not.
Maybe it's a good thing I gave up my idea of marketing a toothpaste with the dubious at best claim that in addition to fluoride, it contains the essence of and so subsequently tastes like the flowers of their burgeoning womenhood.
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