Friday, January 14, 2005
queer army
The Pentagon has released recently declassified documents detailing ideas for non-lethal chemical weapons.
Amongst their bright ideas, a sort of gay bomb designed to cause homosexual behavior "so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."
Copies of the documents can be viewed here.
Can you, my dear reader, imagine anything more frightening to Sam's shopping, SUV driving, suburban "red" America than an army of Islamic homosexuals, hellbent on fucking them both figuratively and literally?
Would they want to fight, or simply give us a makeover? I imagine their terrorist training camps would look fabulous.
AAAAAGH! It boggles the mind.
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Amongst their bright ideas, a sort of gay bomb designed to cause homosexual behavior "so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."
Copies of the documents can be viewed here.
Can you, my dear reader, imagine anything more frightening to Sam's shopping, SUV driving, suburban "red" America than an army of Islamic homosexuals, hellbent on fucking them both figuratively and literally?
Would they want to fight, or simply give us a makeover? I imagine their terrorist training camps would look fabulous.
AAAAAGH! It boggles the mind.
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