Thursday, March 17, 2005
the downside of gay marriage
Now, my dear reader, please don't misundertand my meaning, it's not that there's anything wrong with that.
But plee - eze.
There's what's right and there's what's right. And never the twain shall meet.
As I have stated many times before, I am a proud resident of the Blue beating heart of the Reddest of States. I am not, however, an individual with no limits or a lack of deceny and shame.
Last weekend, whilst out for an afternoon constitutional, I quite literally walked right into this:
Ugh! Have you, my dear reader, ever seen such a sight? Two pale and hairy hippies engaging in a passionate embrace under a flower covered archway. It was a wedding for Chris'sake! There were children watching!
Disgusting!
Be thankful, my dear reader, that you only have to suffer the vision of this spectacle. I also had to experience the putrid stench of cheap alcohol and stale cigarette smoke mixed in with the foul aroma of sweat, urine, and I shudder to imagine the other possible bodily fluids.
There ought to be a law.
Oh, wait. There is. Thank the Lord and God Bless the U.S.A.
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But plee - eze.
There's what's right and there's what's right. And never the twain shall meet.
As I have stated many times before, I am a proud resident of the Blue beating heart of the Reddest of States. I am not, however, an individual with no limits or a lack of deceny and shame.
Last weekend, whilst out for an afternoon constitutional, I quite literally walked right into this:
Ugh! Have you, my dear reader, ever seen such a sight? Two pale and hairy hippies engaging in a passionate embrace under a flower covered archway. It was a wedding for Chris'sake! There were children watching!
Disgusting!
Be thankful, my dear reader, that you only have to suffer the vision of this spectacle. I also had to experience the putrid stench of cheap alcohol and stale cigarette smoke mixed in with the foul aroma of sweat, urine, and I shudder to imagine the other possible bodily fluids.
There ought to be a law.
Oh, wait. There is. Thank the Lord and God Bless the U.S.A.
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