Wednesday, August 29, 2007
another hypocritical bastard
Look, I don't know if anybody will be willing to touch this (ooh, pun intended), and I will refrain from jokes about the whole Senator Craig mess to the best of my ability. It just isn't sporting to kick a man when you catch him with his pants down. Ah but Hell, it sure is fun if the fella caught with his pants down is a lying hypocritical bastard.
I am just wondering about a few things. Like is it just a coincidence that the Honorable Senator gets busted in that particular public restroom. According to their report, the local police had already made several arrests and set up an undercover operation in response to complaints from the public about "sexual activity".
Are all the Minneapolis airport men's rooms Meccas for hot man on man action? I figured Minneapolis was a party town back in the 80's, what with all the great bands like Prince, The Replacements, Husker Du and Soul Asylum. But I never pegged it as on oasis for anonymous gay sex?
Out of all the men's rooms in the airport, why did the Honorable Senator choose this particular one? Was it near his gate? Did he just randomly choose it while wandering aimlessly around the airport killing time between flights? Perhaps he had been there before and relieved a little more than the pressure on his bladder.
Is it one of the Honorable Senator's hobbies to cruise random public men's rooms looking for love, or rather anonymous gay sex, in all the wrong places? Hmmm, perhaps it is?
Is anyone pulling the Honorable Senator's (stop it, get your mind out of the gutter) travel records. How many of those cross country flights the Honorable Senator took between his constituency and the Capitol involved layovers? (or bendovers? sorry, I couldn't resist it.)
How many times has the Honorable Senator stopped in Minneapolis and gotten off before getting back on?
How long do airports keep security camera video on file? Anyway to cross-reference and pull video to see if there is any evidence of the Honorable Senator using this facility before and maybe staying in there a little longer than would be needed even if he ate nothing but Taco Bell for three straight days?
Like you, my dear reader, I've got questions. And damn it, if the American taxpayer picked up the fare for that or any other trip then we deserve the answers.
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I am just wondering about a few things. Like is it just a coincidence that the Honorable Senator gets busted in that particular public restroom. According to their report, the local police had already made several arrests and set up an undercover operation in response to complaints from the public about "sexual activity".
Are all the Minneapolis airport men's rooms Meccas for hot man on man action? I figured Minneapolis was a party town back in the 80's, what with all the great bands like Prince, The Replacements, Husker Du and Soul Asylum. But I never pegged it as on oasis for anonymous gay sex?
Out of all the men's rooms in the airport, why did the Honorable Senator choose this particular one? Was it near his gate? Did he just randomly choose it while wandering aimlessly around the airport killing time between flights? Perhaps he had been there before and relieved a little more than the pressure on his bladder.
Is it one of the Honorable Senator's hobbies to cruise random public men's rooms looking for love, or rather anonymous gay sex, in all the wrong places? Hmmm, perhaps it is?
Is anyone pulling the Honorable Senator's (stop it, get your mind out of the gutter) travel records. How many of those cross country flights the Honorable Senator took between his constituency and the Capitol involved layovers? (or bendovers? sorry, I couldn't resist it.)
How many times has the Honorable Senator stopped in Minneapolis and gotten off before getting back on?
How long do airports keep security camera video on file? Anyway to cross-reference and pull video to see if there is any evidence of the Honorable Senator using this facility before and maybe staying in there a little longer than would be needed even if he ate nothing but Taco Bell for three straight days?
Like you, my dear reader, I've got questions. And damn it, if the American taxpayer picked up the fare for that or any other trip then we deserve the answers.
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