Saturday, March 08, 2008
nation of swine
Imagine receiving an audio alert while driving, accompanied by a shrill audio command to turn left at the Nordstrom Inc. outlet 400 feet down the highway, simply because the price of your favorite Hugo Boss jacket was just reduced by 25 percent.Spooky.
For lots and lots of reasons.
The least of which being that The Man knows when you drive by your neighborhood Nordstrom. But then again, I'm sure it is a very stylish jacket, not just Hugo Boss but totally so! It seems downright irresponsible to resist the savings. 25% off? Cripes! Gimme two!
(For now just ignore the implications of a shrill audio command.)
Just go ahead you happy pig, consume.
Consume.
(A shrill audio command?)
If your basic thought is to wallow, then by all means do so now. I know you want to. . .
C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.
And you wanna be cool, don'cha?
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