Sunday, June 27, 2004
real american values, part one
Like many of you, my dear readers, last week I greatly enjoyed the media spectacle that was the drama surrounding Jack Ryan. He supports legislation that defines marriage as a union between one man and one woman and protects the "traditional family unit."
Yeah. Right. The pompous lying arrogant sack of hypocritical shit with a capital fucking "H" fucking bastard.
For an account of good old fashioned real Republican American Family values in action, the court documents are right here.
As much as it troubles me to do so, I must make a comment in defense of Jack Ryan.
What decent hard-working red-blooded (and blue-balled?) American male wouldn't want Jeri Ryan to "have sex with him there, with another couple watching." or to have her "perform a sexual activity upon him"?
Asking "other people to watch"? Take a look at the prime time network television line-up: "The Bachelor", "For Love or Money", "The Bachelorette", "Who Wants to Marry My Dad", "Big Brother", "Temptation Island". Having people watch has become as American as baseball.
"Seven of Nine"? Yeah, sure babe, I got the six, gimme your nine.
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Yeah. Right. The pompous lying arrogant sack of hypocritical shit with a capital fucking "H" fucking bastard.
For an account of good old fashioned real Republican American Family values in action, the court documents are right here.
As much as it troubles me to do so, I must make a comment in defense of Jack Ryan.
What decent hard-working red-blooded (and blue-balled?) American male wouldn't want Jeri Ryan to "have sex with him there, with another couple watching." or to have her "perform a sexual activity upon him"?
Asking "other people to watch"? Take a look at the prime time network television line-up: "The Bachelor", "For Love or Money", "The Bachelorette", "Who Wants to Marry My Dad", "Big Brother", "Temptation Island". Having people watch has become as American as baseball.
"Seven of Nine"? Yeah, sure babe, I got the six, gimme your nine.
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