Monday, December 13, 2004
back to the gym
Earlier today, the Good Doctor Noyz was involved in a slightly embarassing incident. Because it has some humor in it I am not ashamed to share it with you, my dear reader.
While talking to a therapist this morning in my classroom, I sneezed.
As I sneezed, I felt a sudden loosness in my pants. I felt them begin to give and move slightly downwards.
As I sneezed, the button popped off my pants.
It landed on the carpet a foot or so in front of me and rolled for several more feet before coming to a rest.
And as I was holding up my pants and walking across my classroom to retrieve my errant button I had a one of those sudden moments of shock and disbelief that occur when your self-image is shattered and forcibly redefined by reality.
I am not an icon of fitness.
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While talking to a therapist this morning in my classroom, I sneezed.
As I sneezed, I felt a sudden loosness in my pants. I felt them begin to give and move slightly downwards.
As I sneezed, the button popped off my pants.
It landed on the carpet a foot or so in front of me and rolled for several more feet before coming to a rest.
And as I was holding up my pants and walking across my classroom to retrieve my errant button I had a one of those sudden moments of shock and disbelief that occur when your self-image is shattered and forcibly redefined by reality.
I am not an icon of fitness.
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