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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

girth 

In celebration of her brother's birthday, last night The Wife, The Boy, and I dined with her brother, one of his friends, and her two sisters.

Following a brief discussion about Ron Jeremy's penis (perfect drinks after dinner conversation in most social situations), the friend told a story about a former college roommate who fished for girls by casting lines about his pole:

"I won't hit bottom, but I'll knock the shit out of the sides."

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