Sunday, February 18, 2007
open letter to congress
My most Honorable Ladies and Gentlemen,
I claim the right of citizenship and constituency in a what I am told is still a democratic republic, and humbly request you heed my words, if only briefly.
Good morning. Yes, I realize it's scarcely past nine on a Sunday morning. I'm drinking a beer. And I neither care nor want to hear it. For some time now I have refrained from ranting about the crisis and quandries facing our political heroes. I have done this because there are only some many ways you can express your sheer disgust and utter revulsion for the ruling classes. And in all honesty, I have either been unsuccessful or I am still fucking pissed off with you bastards at my previous efforts to gain your attention and sway your opinions.
If I want to observe and study primate behavior, I'd much rather watch a documentary on Jane Goodall's work. At least the chimps are furry and cute. They don't gloat their patriotism with flag lapel pins and designer silk ties. Despite their complete lack of modern conveniences they somehow still manage to get things done. And I love the story about the lower chimp who temporarily attained alpha male status by banging around empty gasoline cans. He scared the hell out those other poor bastards. Damn, that's still as funny and entertaining to watch today as it was in those anthropology classes back in college.
But really now, what the fuck is this? Hey guys, we kinda really need you to pull your heads out of your own asses, your dicks from the asses of pages, and stop trying to blow smoke up ours.
For gahd-sakes take a fucking stance. Stop your grandstanding and demonstrating your staff's knowledge of American history with forced attempts at eloquence and lofty pandering speeches to your base of support like some high school kid in a debate class arguing over who should be prom queen. Stop claiming your moral superiority over those bastards on the other side of the aisle.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Just fucking do something, demonstrate the courage of your alleged convictions.
Somethings gotta give. Or every thing I was taught about the world was one big fucking lie, I just swallowed the red pill and Alex Jones is right.
And that realization is as disappointing as it is just plain fucking frightening.
Most humbly and sincerely yours,
- polymer noyz
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I claim the right of citizenship and constituency in a what I am told is still a democratic republic, and humbly request you heed my words, if only briefly.
Good morning. Yes, I realize it's scarcely past nine on a Sunday morning. I'm drinking a beer. And I neither care nor want to hear it. For some time now I have refrained from ranting about the crisis and quandries facing our political heroes. I have done this because there are only some many ways you can express your sheer disgust and utter revulsion for the ruling classes. And in all honesty, I have either been unsuccessful or I am still fucking pissed off with you bastards at my previous efforts to gain your attention and sway your opinions.
If I want to observe and study primate behavior, I'd much rather watch a documentary on Jane Goodall's work. At least the chimps are furry and cute. They don't gloat their patriotism with flag lapel pins and designer silk ties. Despite their complete lack of modern conveniences they somehow still manage to get things done. And I love the story about the lower chimp who temporarily attained alpha male status by banging around empty gasoline cans. He scared the hell out those other poor bastards. Damn, that's still as funny and entertaining to watch today as it was in those anthropology classes back in college.
But really now, what the fuck is this? Hey guys, we kinda really need you to pull your heads out of your own asses, your dicks from the asses of pages, and stop trying to blow smoke up ours.
For gahd-sakes take a fucking stance. Stop your grandstanding and demonstrating your staff's knowledge of American history with forced attempts at eloquence and lofty pandering speeches to your base of support like some high school kid in a debate class arguing over who should be prom queen. Stop claiming your moral superiority over those bastards on the other side of the aisle.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Just fucking do something, demonstrate the courage of your alleged convictions.
Somethings gotta give. Or every thing I was taught about the world was one big fucking lie, I just swallowed the red pill and Alex Jones is right.
And that realization is as disappointing as it is just plain fucking frightening.
Most humbly and sincerely yours,
- polymer noyz
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