Friday, October 24, 2008
in celebrity news. . .
'cuz really, does it matter my dear reader? The global economy is tanking and the frackin' army is out there somewhere getting ready for something?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Besides, we have no more ability to influence the course of those affairs than do a school of fish to alter the current in the ocean as it pushes them ever closer to the nets.
And we all know that all that really matters is what the rich and the beautiful are up to nowadays.
So. . .
Beyonce is changing her persona and her name.
Sasha Fierce.
Hmmm. . . Sounds hardcore, tough, perhaps a little, well um. . . forgive my honesty, but I calls 'em like I sees' em. . . perhaps a little bitchy.
She's married to Jay-Z, right?
You think now he's got a hundred problems?
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Besides, we have no more ability to influence the course of those affairs than do a school of fish to alter the current in the ocean as it pushes them ever closer to the nets.
And we all know that all that really matters is what the rich and the beautiful are up to nowadays.
So. . .
Beyonce is changing her persona and her name.
Sasha Fierce.
Hmmm. . . Sounds hardcore, tough, perhaps a little, well um. . . forgive my honesty, but I calls 'em like I sees' em. . . perhaps a little bitchy.
She's married to Jay-Z, right?
You think now he's got a hundred problems?
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