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Friday, April 02, 2004

well, just how is your penis? 

This morning I checked my electronic correspondence and read this:

From : Chris
Sent : Thursday, April 1, 2004 7:47 PM
To : 
Subject : Fwd:

Hi man

This is cool. You can get your ceealis at a third the money

http://66.218.71.223/*-http:/apa.go.com.name-jones.com/ci/jmp.html

The reduction is incredible.

Go see,

Dennis
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My reply:

From : Polymer Noyz
To : shakj@excite.com
Subject : RE: Fwd:
Sent : Friday, April 2, 2004 6:40 AM

My darling Dennis,

If by "ceealis" you mean "cialis", then I appreciate your concern for both the duration and intensity of my erections. How nice it is to know I live in a world where total strangers care about my ability to mount and pleasure my good woman.

However, at present I am quite pleased to report that my penis currently functions just fine as was demonstrated (quite to the satisfaction of myself and my good woman) not once, but twice already this morning.

Please allow me to recommend a hearty dosage of cialis for you, as it would make it easier for you to go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,

The Good Doctor Noyz
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"The reduction is incredible." ??? Hmm, I thought it had the opposite effect.

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