Monday, May 10, 2004
british sex. . . another oxymoron?
(with proper deference and respect to the homeland of Cardinal Fang)
Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy
Lessons! Oh, the outrage!
British students should have to learn the same way most American kids do:
drunk on a nauseating cocktail of booze you stole from your parents liquor cabinet in an empty peanut butter jar mixed with a half-full 7-11 Big Gulp, fumbling around with buttons and hooks in the cramped semi-darkness of the backseat of your small piece of crap car, praying she doesn't stop or say "stop", not believing it's actually happening to you, literally rocking out with your cock out to AC/DC while parked in the secluded back alley of an unfinished suburban subdivision.
Yeah, that's the way to go. . .
. . . or so I may have heard from a panel of experts or something.
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Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy
Lessons! Oh, the outrage!
British students should have to learn the same way most American kids do:
drunk on a nauseating cocktail of booze you stole from your parents liquor cabinet in an empty peanut butter jar mixed with a half-full 7-11 Big Gulp, fumbling around with buttons and hooks in the cramped semi-darkness of the backseat of your small piece of crap car, praying she doesn't stop or say "stop", not believing it's actually happening to you, literally rocking out with your cock out to AC/DC while parked in the secluded back alley of an unfinished suburban subdivision.
Yeah, that's the way to go. . .
. . . or so I may have heard from a panel of experts or something.
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