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Saturday, April 24, 2004

ms. von munchausen update 

Earlier this week there was a court hearing and minor media circus about the fate of Ms. von Munchausen and her so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs.

The Board of Directors continued to lie and plead ignorance and shock through their Lawyer. However, much to our pleasant surprise, the Board issued a statement in support of the Staff. They stated that the Staff had done nothing wrong, and had in fact filed 23 abuse/neglect allegations with the State Child Protection Agency in the last 4 years.

23 fucking calls! Holy fucking shit! It looks to me like a big part of the State Child Protection Agency had a fair portion of its thumb up its ass.

The Board's Lawyer will be going to court to seek the release of the records pertaining to those calls. I hope he is successful.

Through their sharply dressed spokesman, the State Child Protection Agency responded to this by saying that action would have been taken if any of the allegations had been substantiated.

For that to have happened, the State Child Protection Agency would have had to investigated them. Which they mostly did not do.

The Board blamed the State Child Protection Agency for the problems and then voluntarily gave back their foster care facility license.

What? Ms von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs officially and finally closed its doors?!?!

Sweet merciful crap!

I can not begin to count the trips nor measure the hours over the past several years that The Wife and I have spent at a local Mexican restaurant, infamous for the strength of their margaritas, ranting, raving, scheming and dreaming of the day that blessed event finally occurred.

I can assure you, dear reader, we got a sitter for The Boy and raised a celebratory glass of sweet tequila mixed with lime at our favorite establishment on that glorious night!

In one of the more humorous moments of courtroom drama (at least from my seat), Ms. von Munchausen had to agree to a complete neuropsych evaluation. She also had to agree to release the results to state investigators.

Ooooh, the psychologist in me salivates at the thought of all of the mental skeletons that could come tumbling out of that sociopathic closet.

Most of the major media outlets in our fair city aired video of, or printed the following statement from a very sullen and forlorn Ms. von Munchausen:

"I would just like the media and the public to know that we've done nothing to violate that trust they put with us."

Really.

That's not what I've heard.

May the Lord have mercy on the soul of Ms von Munchausen.

I most definitely will not.

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