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Friday, July 02, 2004

another intriguing proposal 

From my electronic correspondence:
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From : MR. B. ALAN (batesalan@altbox.org)
Reply-To : (ba12aln@netscape.net)
Sent : Monday, June 28, 2004 6:12 PM
Subject : Reply Soon

Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is MR BATES ALAN  a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .

It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and asset to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of$18,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company Abroad. I will want you to help me collect my money and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 20% for you and for your time, Please endeavour to contact me if you are willing.

God be with you.

BATES Alan

Amigo Querido, Pues usted lee esto, I don't quisiera que usted se sintiera apesadumbrado para mí, porque, creo cada uno morirá algún día. Mi nombre es SR. BATES ALAN al comerciante en Dubai, en el U.A.E.I se ha diagnosticado con el cáncer del esófago. Ha profanado todas las formas de tratamiento médico, y ahora tengo solamente sobre algunos meses a vivir, según expertos médicos. No he vivido particularmente mi vida tan bien, como nunca realmente cuidé para el anyone(not incluso mismo pero mi negocio. Aunque soy muy rico, nunca era abundante, era siempre hostil poblar y centrado solamente en mi negocio como ésa era la única cosa que cuidé para. Pero ahora lamento todo el esto mientras que ahora sé que hay más a la vida que apenas deseando tener o hacer todo el dinero en el mundo. Creo cuando el dios me da una segunda ocasión de venir a este mundo que viviría mi vida una diversa manera de cómo he vivido él. Ahora que el dios me ha llamado, he querido y he dado la mayoría de mi característica y activos a mis mi
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Ah, another desperate individual in a foreign land has reached out to me in their time of need. I am particularly impressed and perplexed by the bit in Spanish at the end. How can I not help this poor man? Perhaps this venture will be more successful than my efforts to obtain my share of my Uncle Walter's estate.
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To: Mr. Bates Alan (ba12aln@netscape.net)
From: Polymer Noyz (dr-noyz@hotmail.com)
Sent: Friday, July 2, 2004 1:52 PM
Subject: RE: Reply Soon

Dear Mr. B. Alan,

My good fellow, my heart quite simply breaks to read your tale of woe. To hear of a body not only destroyed but actually desecrated by cancer is always difficult for a man in my profession.

You see, sir, whether through blessed coincidence or the guiding hand of fate, you have contacted me, and I am quite convinced that I may offer some assistance to you in your time of need.

I am, in fact a practitioner of the healing arts, a physician by vocation and avocation. I am not an oncologist, although a friend of mine happens to be. Like many men of wealth and taste, we share a fondness for experiencing the finest in gentlemen's entertainment. As I recall, recently Candi and Brandi had pushed somewhat past the legal boundries of their profession and were shaking considerably more than their moneymakers when I had an opportunity to broach the subject of your plight with my colleague.

His first question regarded the exact type of cancer. Have you been diagnosed with squamous cell carcinoma or adenocarcinoma?

Either way, the treatments are similar. He suggested (and this is not a professional recommendation as he has not seen you as a patient and thus it would be unethical for him to do more than simply make suggestions) combined modality therapy (chemotherapy plus surgery, or chemotherapy and radiation therapy plus surgery) as a possible treatment. He further explained that effective palliation may be obtained in individual cases with various combinations of surgery, chemotherapy, radiation therapy, stents, photodynamic therapy, and endoscopic therapy with Nd:YAG laser.

So, good luck with that.

In regards to your other need, I believe I am also in a position to offer my assistance. You see, I have built a rather substantial practice as a physician by specializing in removing large sums of cash from my patients managed care health plans. I have some understanding of the delicate nature of discretely managing accounts of substantial size.

From you correspondence I have derived the distinct impression that we will be able to reach an agreement which is mutually beneficial to both parties. However, I urge that we handle this matter most discretely and with the utmost of caution.

It was just this past spring that my not so dearly departed as we were lead to believe Uncle Walter found himself in a similar financial bind. He too, had a large sum in foreign accounts and a need for rapid liquidation. His haste lead to carelessness and a substantial portion of his fortune was stolen by the cyber-pirates of The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

I await further instruction as your most humble servant.

Sincerely,

Dr. Polymer Noyz

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