Thursday, October 28, 2004
cheap celebrity jokes of the day
(and by that I refer to the quality of the joke, not necessarily the quality of the celebrity. . . but my dear reader, you be the judge.)
Cheap Celebrity Joke #1
[the set-up]
I saw on one of those celebrity "news" shows that David Hasselhoff got a DUI.
[and now, the punchline]
According to the police report, Mr Hasselhoff was so intoxicated he completely forgot he has a talking car that drives itself.
[bada bing bada boom]
Cheap Celebrity Joke #2
[the set-up]
Earlier this evening I saw a commercial advertising tonight's episode of Without a Trace, the CBS crime drama where each week the FBI investigates a missing person. Elizabeth Berkley guest stars as the missing person in this week's episode.
[and now, the punchline]
Yeah, um. . . apparently the show starts at the premiere of Showgirls.
[ba dum ba ching]
Thank you very much, thank you. You're a great audience, you really are. I'll be here all week, doing two shows nightly. I've got a happy hour show at six; and a late show at eleven, where I bring out my blue material. So once again, thank you, thank you very much thank you, good day!
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Cheap Celebrity Joke #1
[the set-up]
I saw on one of those celebrity "news" shows that David Hasselhoff got a DUI.
[and now, the punchline]
According to the police report, Mr Hasselhoff was so intoxicated he completely forgot he has a talking car that drives itself.
[bada bing bada boom]
Cheap Celebrity Joke #2
[the set-up]
Earlier this evening I saw a commercial advertising tonight's episode of Without a Trace, the CBS crime drama where each week the FBI investigates a missing person. Elizabeth Berkley guest stars as the missing person in this week's episode.
[and now, the punchline]
Yeah, um. . . apparently the show starts at the premiere of Showgirls.
[ba dum ba ching]
Thank you very much, thank you. You're a great audience, you really are. I'll be here all week, doing two shows nightly. I've got a happy hour show at six; and a late show at eleven, where I bring out my blue material. So once again, thank you, thank you very much thank you, good day!
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