Friday, March 17, 2006
all i am saying
. . . is give peace a chance, yes, yes! I know, all you need is love and all that. Granted. And so this is Xmas and I know just what I've done.
It's no secret that I'm kinda a hippie. I totally get it.
But there's just something about this story that makes me wanna grab the fucking TV producer by the throat, and yes, I'll be tempted, but I will not so quickly blow my wad and satiate my desire by crushing his neck. Instead, I will snatch him up by his gah'danged ears and give him a proper flogging while he frantically yet foolishly attempts to slither away, like the vile worm that he is, through pools of his own excrement.
Well. . .
Some things just aren't right.
|
It's no secret that I'm kinda a hippie. I totally get it.
But there's just something about this story that makes me wanna grab the fucking TV producer by the throat, and yes, I'll be tempted, but I will not so quickly blow my wad and satiate my desire by crushing his neck. Instead, I will snatch him up by his gah'danged ears and give him a proper flogging while he frantically yet foolishly attempts to slither away, like the vile worm that he is, through pools of his own excrement.
Well. . .
Some things just aren't right.
|
Comments:
Post a Comment
