Tuesday, April 20, 2004
writing to ottmar
To: Ottmar Röhrig, or@hedog.de
Sent : Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:36 PM
Subject : AW: Uncle Walter
Dearest Ottmar,
Hey, um. . . Just who are you "hedog.de" guys?
Snoopy's in Germany? Has the World's Greatest Flying Ace been captured by his nemesis, The Red Baron? Or is he just chillin' with good beer and better bratwurst?
Either way, it'zall goooood. Hope your having fun hangin' in his hut.
The newspaper article was a hoot! Looks like I may not be inheriting my dearly departed Late Uncle Walter's estate just yet.
This just raises more questions.
Was it really the body of Uncle Walter that was found in Cannes, South of France?
If so, then where ARE the millions he made from the casino robbery? (Although, if there is any truth at all to the rumours of that Amsterdam business, I know exactly how he spent it all. The lucky bastard.)
If it was not Uncle Walter, who was it? If not Uncle Walter, where is he?
Uncle Walter, where are you!?!?!
If you should happen to see him chain smoking Marlboro reds while sullenly drinking alone at the corner of a local hotel bar; please buy him a double Jack and Coke, no ice, with a twist of lime and a cherry. It used to be his favorite.
If he asks why, please just credit it to the kindness of a stranger.
yours truly,
The Good Doctor Noyz
P.S. Oh, one more thing. . . Men are just as stupid as women think they are. Because women have the keys to the box.
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Sent : Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:36 PM
Subject : AW: Uncle Walter
Dearest Ottmar,
Hey, um. . . Just who are you "hedog.de" guys?
Snoopy's in Germany? Has the World's Greatest Flying Ace been captured by his nemesis, The Red Baron? Or is he just chillin' with good beer and better bratwurst?
Either way, it'zall goooood. Hope your having fun hangin' in his hut.
The newspaper article was a hoot! Looks like I may not be inheriting my dearly departed Late Uncle Walter's estate just yet.
This just raises more questions.
Was it really the body of Uncle Walter that was found in Cannes, South of France?
If so, then where ARE the millions he made from the casino robbery? (Although, if there is any truth at all to the rumours of that Amsterdam business, I know exactly how he spent it all. The lucky bastard.)
If it was not Uncle Walter, who was it? If not Uncle Walter, where is he?
Uncle Walter, where are you!?!?!
If you should happen to see him chain smoking Marlboro reds while sullenly drinking alone at the corner of a local hotel bar; please buy him a double Jack and Coke, no ice, with a twist of lime and a cherry. It used to be his favorite.
If he asks why, please just credit it to the kindness of a stranger.
yours truly,
The Good Doctor Noyz
P.S. Oh, one more thing. . . Men are just as stupid as women think they are. Because women have the keys to the box.
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