Saturday, April 17, 2004
the never ending story. . .
Well my dear reader, in the interest of keeping you informed, I proudly relate another chapter in tale of the wicked Ms. von Munchausen as told by the local ABC affiliate's crack news team:
STATE CHILD PROTECTION AGENCY COMPLAINT ALLEGES ABUSE IN FOSTER HOME
07:08 PM CDT on Friday, April 16, 2004
By Local Investigative Reporter / Local TV News
Local TV News has confirmed specific allegations in the formal complaint made against the founders of Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs -- a foster home for special needs children.
The state removed the children last month after allegations of abuse and neglect.
According to the complaint by the State Child Protection Agency, when a child was about to leave Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs, through adoption or to be reunited with birth parents, that child would get sick and be hospitalized. The reunion or adoption would called be off.
[Every damn single time. Without fail. Off the top of my head I can think of at least a half dozen cases.]
The State Child Protection Agency complaint targets Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs founder Ms. von Munchausen.
She has been praised in the community for her work with special needs children.
The Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Ignorant Possibly Pedophilic Idiot were recognized by the Local ABC Affiliate in 2001 as a Person Who Does Lots for the Community award winner.
State investigators compiled a long list of abuse accusations against Ms. von Munchausen, involving eight children between the ages of three and twelve.
The accusations include tampering with a child's oxygen level to prolong a hospital stay, [curious, hadn't really heard that one before, wonder what it's refering to?] causing another child, who was about to be adopted, to stop breathing [The Boy]. The complaint alleges she called that child her biggest moneymaker.
[Biggest moneymaker? It doesn't surprise me that she would say that, though I had not heard that before. As I write this, he is sound asleep on the couch. He's not making any money doing that.]
The attorney for Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs' board of directors declined to comment about the accusations, but earlier in the week, said a full internal review is being conducted.
[Yeah, a cover your ass review. Ms. von Munchausen will try to take anyone and everyone of down with her when she goes.]
The board and state investigators want to know why staff members never came forward and filed complaints.
[According to whom? The Lawyer, or the High Priced PR guy the board hired who keeps contacting the Local News Team to leak them this information. Never filed complaints? As I previously stated, right now, in the office of either an assistant DA or a detective there is apparently a 3-inch binder FULL of reports.]
Investigators are trying to determine whether a jar filled with mercury discovered in the home Tuesday was used to harm the children.
[So are we, damnit, so are we. The Boy's test results will not be back until next Wednesday or Thursday.]
The Lawyer for Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot, tells The Local News Team his clients have done nothing to purposefully harm the children in their care.
[A Lawyer with the audacity to assert the innocence of his clients on the Local News! I'm shocked and offended!]
The Lawyer called the situation with the mercury outrageous. He says there is a simple explanation as to why it was in the home. The Lawyer says he will reveal that in court next week.
[He's still working on what that simple explanation is. And maybe to come up with the catch phrase as memorable and convincing as "if the glove don't fit, you must aquit." May I suggest something like, "In the jar on the shelf, can't hurt a child's health." or "hidden behind a photo of mom, mercury can't do wrong" ]
He also does not expect test results to show that any child has been exposed to mercury.
[Duh, wake up Mr. Local Reporter. Who's Lawyer is he? It don't take no degree in physics to solve that equation.]
[We do have one other theory about the mercury. Maybe in this instance, the Lawyer is right. Maybe she wasn't using it to slowly poison children. We think Ms. von Munchausen's husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot, should be tested for mercury exposure. It is common knowledge among the staff that she has hated and despised him for decades. I've heard them argue and scream at each other countless times. He also has many of the symptoms of ongoing low-level mercury exposure. It wasn't the children she was poisoning slowly, but her own useless excuse of a husband. If we could confirm that, I would be most highly amused. The mere thought of it causes me to giggle.]
The test results have not yet been released.
[In the event The Boy's come back positive, unless I am convinced otherwise by The Wife or I have another moment of that whole discretion/valor thing, they will be, on every media outlet in this damned town.]
The Lawyer for Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot received money from the state to run Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs. The more children they cared for, the more money they received.
As a non-profit, they also received private donations and community grants.
[And committed Medicaid Fraud on a truly massive scale. That hasn't hit the media yet because I have not heard that the Medicaid investigation has begun. And I've sent a lengthy list to the Medicaid Fraud reporting office three different times and three different ways: regular mail, e-mail, and fax. Damned government bureaucracies. It takes for-freakin'-ever to see any results.]
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Everyone has a lawyer except us. Guess it's time to hold a bake sale to raise some bucks for legal fees.
Or put The Boy to work as the "biggest moneymaker". What a sick, sick, sick, fucked-up person. I can't wait to find out to whom she said that.
It's getting uglier, dirtier, nastier, and crazier.
All for the Love of The Boy.
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STATE CHILD PROTECTION AGENCY COMPLAINT ALLEGES ABUSE IN FOSTER HOME
07:08 PM CDT on Friday, April 16, 2004
By Local Investigative Reporter / Local TV News
Local TV News has confirmed specific allegations in the formal complaint made against the founders of Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs -- a foster home for special needs children.
The state removed the children last month after allegations of abuse and neglect.
According to the complaint by the State Child Protection Agency, when a child was about to leave Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs, through adoption or to be reunited with birth parents, that child would get sick and be hospitalized. The reunion or adoption would called be off.
[Every damn single time. Without fail. Off the top of my head I can think of at least a half dozen cases.]
The State Child Protection Agency complaint targets Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs founder Ms. von Munchausen.
She has been praised in the community for her work with special needs children.
The Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Ignorant Possibly Pedophilic Idiot were recognized by the Local ABC Affiliate in 2001 as a Person Who Does Lots for the Community award winner.
State investigators compiled a long list of abuse accusations against Ms. von Munchausen, involving eight children between the ages of three and twelve.
The accusations include tampering with a child's oxygen level to prolong a hospital stay, [curious, hadn't really heard that one before, wonder what it's refering to?] causing another child, who was about to be adopted, to stop breathing [The Boy]. The complaint alleges she called that child her biggest moneymaker.
[Biggest moneymaker? It doesn't surprise me that she would say that, though I had not heard that before. As I write this, he is sound asleep on the couch. He's not making any money doing that.]
The attorney for Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs' board of directors declined to comment about the accusations, but earlier in the week, said a full internal review is being conducted.
[Yeah, a cover your ass review. Ms. von Munchausen will try to take anyone and everyone of down with her when she goes.]
The board and state investigators want to know why staff members never came forward and filed complaints.
[According to whom? The Lawyer, or the High Priced PR guy the board hired who keeps contacting the Local News Team to leak them this information. Never filed complaints? As I previously stated, right now, in the office of either an assistant DA or a detective there is apparently a 3-inch binder FULL of reports.]
Investigators are trying to determine whether a jar filled with mercury discovered in the home Tuesday was used to harm the children.
[So are we, damnit, so are we. The Boy's test results will not be back until next Wednesday or Thursday.]
The Lawyer for Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot, tells The Local News Team his clients have done nothing to purposefully harm the children in their care.
[A Lawyer with the audacity to assert the innocence of his clients on the Local News! I'm shocked and offended!]
The Lawyer called the situation with the mercury outrageous. He says there is a simple explanation as to why it was in the home. The Lawyer says he will reveal that in court next week.
[He's still working on what that simple explanation is. And maybe to come up with the catch phrase as memorable and convincing as "if the glove don't fit, you must aquit." May I suggest something like, "In the jar on the shelf, can't hurt a child's health." or "hidden behind a photo of mom, mercury can't do wrong" ]
He also does not expect test results to show that any child has been exposed to mercury.
[Duh, wake up Mr. Local Reporter. Who's Lawyer is he? It don't take no degree in physics to solve that equation.]
[We do have one other theory about the mercury. Maybe in this instance, the Lawyer is right. Maybe she wasn't using it to slowly poison children. We think Ms. von Munchausen's husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot, should be tested for mercury exposure. It is common knowledge among the staff that she has hated and despised him for decades. I've heard them argue and scream at each other countless times. He also has many of the symptoms of ongoing low-level mercury exposure. It wasn't the children she was poisoning slowly, but her own useless excuse of a husband. If we could confirm that, I would be most highly amused. The mere thought of it causes me to giggle.]
The test results have not yet been released.
[In the event The Boy's come back positive, unless I am convinced otherwise by The Wife or I have another moment of that whole discretion/valor thing, they will be, on every media outlet in this damned town.]
The Lawyer for Ms. von Munchausen and her husband, the Physically Abusive Possibly Pedophilic Ignorant Idiot received money from the state to run Ms. von Munchausen's so-called Home for Children with Significant Medical Needs. The more children they cared for, the more money they received.
As a non-profit, they also received private donations and community grants.
[And committed Medicaid Fraud on a truly massive scale. That hasn't hit the media yet because I have not heard that the Medicaid investigation has begun. And I've sent a lengthy list to the Medicaid Fraud reporting office three different times and three different ways: regular mail, e-mail, and fax. Damned government bureaucracies. It takes for-freakin'-ever to see any results.]
_______________
Everyone has a lawyer except us. Guess it's time to hold a bake sale to raise some bucks for legal fees.
Or put The Boy to work as the "biggest moneymaker". What a sick, sick, sick, fucked-up person. I can't wait to find out to whom she said that.
It's getting uglier, dirtier, nastier, and crazier.
All for the Love of The Boy.
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